What to do during 2 hour breaks.

Timetables out. Add/ drop period is coming soon.
However, we always do not get the modules we want and our timetable looks sucky.
This writer has a 2 hour break in between which he laments.

This shall be a 10 things list for all our readers. This writer and blog shall not hold responsibility for any form of trouble that happens due to any reader following this list.

Ten Things To do In 2 hour breaks besides Mugging:

1. Sleep.
It looks like a wonderful ochestra of sleepers everytime one passes by the sofas at Canteen A.
Why not just catch up on your sleep due to waking up for 0830am tutorials? However, this writer would like to warn readers to not snore too loud.
You also get to sleep with perfect strangers in an orgy of snoring.

2. Botox or Lunchtime 'Beauty Makeovers'
The nearest Cosmetic Surgery Clinic that this writer knows lies within the vicinity of Bukit Timah. Half an hour by cab to the clinic, one hour of any form of augmentation and another half an hour by cab back to school.
Your friends would totally dig your new beestung lips. This writer would advise against botox for modules that require student participation though. I doubt teachers would adore how 'student held a steely gaze despite cracking a joke.'

3.Catch up on your Suntan.
The ADM building has lovely garden roofs for that.
Just do not fall asleep and roll off the roof. The newspapers might have a field day.
"NTU student commits suicide, rolling off school block."

4. 2 hour Romances.
Forget Summer romances/ flings.
2 hour romances can be the new in thing. They say attraction occurs in the first 5 seconds. Whirlwind dating can happen for a good half an hour and then a full hour of torrid sex. You have 29 minutes worth of bad breakup after with seconds to spare.

This writer warns against breaking up over twitter though.

5. Film a porno.
Call it Lunchtime Bangers of NTU.
This writer promises not to take credit for the title.
Please do clean up after yourselves.

6. Runway practises
NTU has long walkways at both spines. Wannabe models could totally stomp down these walkways to music. The toilets at every single interval can be your personal changing room.
Just be warned: FBTs are not couture, even if they rhyme with JPG.

7. Write a novel

Call it
Story revolves around the whiny absolutely girlish feelings of a girl (Bella Sim) who falls in love with a pasty male with damn gay hair (Edward Chan), who always hangs out at Canteen A in front of Subway.

Stephanie Meyer should be proud since "copying is the best form of flattery."
Note that school plagiarism rules are very strict.

Or do  a Gossip Girl.

Spotted at Canteen B: L makes out with X while his girlfriend W attends CS100 lecture.
xoxo
The Kaypoh Undergrad.

8. Play a game like how they do in American Cartoons:

"Would you sleep with Steven Lim or Fann Wong if she had durian breath?"

9. Slack.
Enough said. Just have a laptop in front if you and hog powerpoints. It's totally fine. This writer is totally not angry at you hogging powerpoints although he desperately needs to do a project with his dying laptop while you surf Facebook and chat with friends on MSN.

10. Type lists like this on your awesome phone and blog about it for people to read.


This writer would like to re-emphasize that he will not be held liable for readers who attempt to do these suggested things. This list is solely intended for entertainment.

Hopefully you are entertained.

This article is the first non academic blogpost by this writer and all complains would most likely be ignored. Like how requests for Appeals never fail through.