Did you choose business as your major?

After much buzz about why engineers, lets move on to about business graduates.

In NBS, the business undergraduate has been over glorified. Ties, blazers and tailored shirts may make one look smart, but what do they mean?

Clothing/regulations                             Symbolism
Necktie                                              Leash
Metallic watch                                    Handcuffs
Business cards                                    Monkey identification number
Tight leather shoes                              Leg irons
Cubicles                                             Money cages
Styrofoam Starbucks cups                  Pet dishes
Commission-linked salary                   Extra peanuts

(PS btw weeks back, a friend of mine wanted to know about why we thought bankers made good partners, here's our reason: They know the penalty for early, and premature withdrawal. So you can bet they can give quality sex.)

Did you choose business as your major? Let us know through a comment below!